Man Stole Miami-Dade Buses, Continues On Routes
July 26, 2008
18 year old James L. Harris is charged with three counts each of third-degree grand theft and burglary of an occupied conveyance, WPLG-TV reported.

According to Miami-Dade Police, Harris would take the buses from the Miami-Dade Transit bus depots, and drive around in route, picking up and dropping off passengers, and even return the buses at the end of the day.
“Police said Harris didn’t raise any suspicion because he was dressed like a Miami-Dade Transit employee. Police said he also didn’t steal any bus fare.”
Scumbag: Fugitive spammer dies in murder-suicide
July 26, 2008
Some dirtbag spammer titled “Spam King”, or Edward “Eddie” Davidson, who had been previously convicted, escaped from prison with the aide of his wife, then apparently killed her, their 3 year old daughter, then himself Thursday.
The bodies were found in an SUV in a farmhouse driveway after gunshots were heard and called in to police. A teenage girl was also shot in the neck, but survived. After being shot she ran to a neighbors house for help, and has since been hospitalized.
Turning water into wine…err fuel
July 25, 2008
Philip Thompson, 40, of Lancashire has spent 6 months creating a hydrogen fuel generator that can turn water into a ‘petrol-boosting substance’. Thompson was inspired because of the costly amount of fuel to develop a better answer, after reading about this technology online.
“It takes tap water and splits it into its component parts of hydrogen and oxygen which, when mixed together, makes hydroxy gas. That’s fed through to the engine and it enriches the burning process, giving you more miles per gallon. The secret to success in producing the hydroxy gas is in how much power you consume. Many people are doing this, companies all over the UK and people all round the world. They are doing exactly the same thing, but they are using a lot of power to do it.”
All while using the same amount of energy as a 60 watt lightbulb, this generator can produce up to 100 litres of gas an hour. Thompson has built 3 prototypes thus far.
Best of craigslist, Date: 2008-07-02, 2:35PM EDT
“Do you love to play Super Mario Brothers on the Classic Nintendo System? Do you like to get tagged from behind while you do it? This is the post for you then.”

“I will send you the address to a hotel and a room number. When you arrive the door will be open. Please come in close and lock the door and close the shades if they are still open. I will be in the bathroom and the door will be closed. Turn on the TV and the Nintendo. Remove all of your clothing. Turn off all lights in the room and kneel down on the bed so you are directly in the light of the TV. You need to be facing the TV with your butt in the air pointed toward the pillows on the bed.”
I’m not going to continue…you can read the rest yourself. It basically includes alot of “OH GOD”, ”IT HURTS”, “only look at the TV”, “I must hear the fireworks”, and more Epic Win.
4Chan: DDoS Attacks
July 25, 2008
The anonymous imageboard, 4Chan, is back down again like your mom on her knees. After approximately 4 days of DDoS (distributed denial of service) attacks, the site still struggles to remain up for more than a few hours at a time like your PENIS.

Apparently it all started when a bunch of AnonTalks users started spamming 4Chan. Then some members of e/b/aums went after AnonTalk with a DDoS attack. AnonTalk retaliated with DDoS attacks of their own, eventually taking down 4Chan, many other ‘chans’ and even Encyclopedia Dramatica. AnonTalk is also down.
Site status can be found here for 4Chan: http://status.4chan.org/
On a sidenote, some underage b& who calls himself ‘pacifico‘, is trying to claim responsibility for finding the exploit used in the attack. After finding out e/b/aums found all his personal info (above video link), he verified the info and took his youtube account down. He likes pizza and changed his phone number also since. In b4 v&
*Apparently the following IRC logs, all point to the underage b& ‘pacifico’ being responsible. Considering IRC logs can be changed in a matter of seconds, I wouldn’t trust it 100% though. He could be some cancer crying out for attention with his jewfro and dirtstache…or not. If it’s true, I’d expect v& for this scriptkiddie and more involved, unless moot is a pussy and hasn’t called the feebs yet.
http://pastebin.com/mfe10fc8